from Overheard in New York

Hobo on street corner: Vote for McCain. Get nuclear rockets shot up your ass and eat moose burgers all day!

--W 3rd & MacDougal St

Overheard by: Matt

60-something woman dressed like teenybopper, talking about Sarah Palin on cell: She proves you can be pretty and smart. She's more than a bulldog in a pantsuit; she's like Alaska Barbie!

--Penn Station

Yuppie dad to whiny daughter: Barack Obama doesn't like it when his daughters whine.

--Caroll Gardens

Middle-aged, white man on cell: Do not call me at this number again. Never call me at this number again. Listen, if you call me at this number again I will, in fact, vote for John McCain.

--Tea Lounge, Cobble Hill

AND THE ONE THAT REAALLY MADE ME LAUGH:

Teenage boy: Every time you type "lol" a baby gets kicked in the head.

--150th & Columbus